March 2012
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February 2012
94 posts
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Life is about to get messy again.
I’m sorry for the lack of updates. Things have been shaky at best.
I want a boyfriend that looks and acts like Charles Trippy.
Damn you, Midwestern freak shows.
I’ve been listening to Veruca Salt and Letters To Cleo all day.
I just want to put on 90’s angsty rock clothing and start a garage band.
I forget how much I love these bands.
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One hour and 15 minutes to go until I get myself a delicious vegetarian taco stacker from a place called Moe’s. I will then continue my Happy Endings marathon.
I had this super crazy dream last night. I was dating some guy and his family invited me to go to Turkey with them, which was odd in itself, but that’s besides the point. Anyhoo, these people were super wealthy and had a private plane which was inside of a helicopter. We all had to hang outside of the helicopter to climb into this private plane. Long story short, the dudes family were all...
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It’s really strange to see my elementary school friends with their babies. I remember when we all used to play Power Rangers on the equipment at recess. Now you’re all “I don’t play Power Rangers anymore” when I ask what’s new. I see that you have a baby, I know you don’t play Power Rangers anymore….I just really wish you did.
robertblanks asked: 16 and 17
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Note to self: “Flip cup” may be fun, Ryan…But it’s a bitch the next day.
I’m so fucking hungover. I can’t even stand it.
Babies make me want to throw up. Sometimes their expressions make me physically nauseated.
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Dear clients,
When I say “follow me”, that usually means to follow me wherever I am taking you. It does not mean to look at me like I am a galloping unicorn.
Try not to be mentally inept,
Ryan.
I just want to go to the animal shelter and play with all of the dogs. It’s a nice day. I’d give them all biscuits until they were sleepy and then we would lay around and watch The Secret World Of Alex Mack on my laptop.
That’s all.
Anonymous asked: What is 5+5? Im sorry your bored at work! Where do you work? Ich liebe dich! Hope your day brightens up! OH! I have a joke! What did the cannibals' wife give him for his birthday?!
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Entertain me........Please?
I’m terribly bored at work.
Ask, tell, shout, joke, etc…
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I bought this vitamin enhanced carbonated citrus water stuff today that’s supposed to promote a happy attitude, clear thinking, and a positive outlook.
…It fucking didn’t do that at all.
decayofthepopcultureicon asked: i love your tumblr :P
So far I’ve found 2 pretty awesome places in L.A. One is about 2 blocks south of my old place, the other is closer to downtown. It seems like living in Long Beach would be a little cheaper, but I’m not sure of what’s IN Long Beach besides the Queen Mary.
That is if I decide moving back to L.A is the best decision. It was home for a while…I miss it terribly. I already have...
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Hole - “Dying”
Remember you promised...
Selling my car to help fund my move. This should be interesting….
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It is 100% accurate that I am sitting in bed with a large cheese pizza and watching Veronica Mars. It’s also 100% accurate that I don’t give a shit.
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Anonymous asked: Can you write ME a letter? <3 ~LMC
oncebittentwiceshy asked: Ahhh, you are soo cute!!
Debating on what I should do tonight. I feel like writing letters with more than a few glasses of wine involved. Does anyone want a letter?
I keep eating all of the chocolate covered strawberries we have set out for our clients. Not a single fuck is given.
I’m in need of an adventure. Any suggestions? The sky’s the limit.
Anonymous asked: You're so pretty I want to take forks and rape my eyes with them because they will never be as shiny as yours. Also, I want your sex.
niggernipplezellohel asked: your eyes are stunning.
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I have the undying urge to watch Hey Arnold and look for apartments in L.A.
Nachos and 90’s movie.
Heaven.
Watchcurrently giggling at work like a crazy person.
Holy shit, the P90X is going to kick my ass.
I owe the city of Joplin $1249.50. That’s just wonderful. +$65 +375 +50. So all together I owe a hefty $1739.50 (PLUS the $1000 I already paid for my lawyer). So what does that tell us? It tells us to not go out drinking the night before you plan on taking a friend to her car 12 hours later if you’re a 122 lb dude because you’ll still smell like Jack Daniels and may blow...
Bored at work...Fill my Ask Box with whatever to...
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